I may take sides,
I may not take sides,
Depends on the size of the sides (and what soda accompanies the side :)),
Depends on what I think of the side.
And you can’t convince me otherwise that my side is the wrong side and your side is the right side! Unless I think it’s okay to be convinced that our sides are equally good or equally bad (everybody’s got to be the bad one sometime in their life right?)