The Troll Upstairs

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
I saw it today, it reared it’s ugly head from the apartment complex.
It had garbage in it’s hands.
I didn’t know it tossed out garbage!
It does like to vacuum at 11 PM though.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It’s bed squeaks at night.
It’s troll-lings are obnoxious.
It smells bad!

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It parks it’s hideous car.
Parks it in the first parking space.
It’s too lazy to walk too far.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It can’t be bothered to take it’s troll-lings to the bus stop.
It plays rap music at 3 AM.
And claims it’s not loud, ever.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
You know what people do with trolls?
They gather their pitchforks.
They gather their torches.
They slaughter the troll!

I’ve got my pitchfork.
Where’s you torch?

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