Lobster.
I use that word often.
A lot of words rhyme with lobster.
Just a second…
I’ll post the roster.
They’re just so awesome.
Like underwater scorpions.
Clawed alpaca.
Even toed Nephropidae.
Squat lobster alfalfa.
I am the hominid crustacean.
Nobody eats me,
lest they fancy castration.
For those who savor lobster,
covered in lemon butter sauce,
in a bisque where they froth.
I say to you…
Monster.

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