A North Hare

Aaron Horeth in writing!

Lessons On Boating — January 27, 2016

Lessons On Boating

For when the seas get choppy,
it’s best you not have a jalopy.
You need a ship that’s not gonna tip,
a ship shape ship that can weather the trip.
So you don’t float ashore,
with the mighty albacore,
all because you bought a jalopy.

Village — August 19, 2015


The dim plastic sun bathes my space with its dim plastic glow. Calm air creates an environment of tranquility. There’s a watering hole to my right, and my fellow villagers can be seen gathering sustenance before returning to their quest. Three and an eighth barriers protect me from most dangers. My one open side susceptible to offense. Above me a stagnant grayish white sky. Below me, the light brown of the fabric earth provides an anchor. Village walls protect my comrades and I from threats both visible and distant.

Distant rumblings are barely detectable, but still noticeable enough to elicit a response and a listen. Could they be gargantuan creatures? Their rumblings allude to their size. Mouths of huge teeth and powerful jaws. These creatures could crush anything with ease, as if they were chewing on grass. I don’t have to worry however, I’m protected by my barriers. Mostly…

One of the members from another village, stops by. He’s loud, aggressive and abrasive. Everyone in his village is. I do not know of their location, just of their leader and a few of his aides. He yearns to talk to my leader who is off on a quest at the present moment and shall not return for some time.

One of my fellow villagers wanders aimlessly around the village, stopping every so often to practice for the hunt. In his raised arms, he wields a soft, blue orb. Is battle with another village imminent? Should I prepare, should I sharpen my axe? Are we to fight the creatures responsible for the distant rumblings? I hear complaint of these distant rumblings from another villager. He’s in charge of watching the village, protecting it. He gives us the status on the happenings from the outside. Most of the other villagers are away on quests.

Just a quick, late night, thought — January 3, 2015

Just a quick, late night, thought

Wouldn’t it be awesome if someone made Hop on Pop into a movie? I mean, the Grinch and the Lorax both have film adaptations. Why not Hop on Pop? I feel Hop on Pop doesn’t get the attention it deserves. It’s a really good book, I must recommend. Why don’t you go out and read it my friend?

How about you?

What do you say?

How would you like to see a Hop on Pop movie one day?

Ok, I got a little carried away with the rhyming. I really couldn’t help it you see, I just like to rhyme sometimes, now let me finish my tea. (I promise, that was the last one, I was having too much fun, you’re lucky I didn’t write any puns)

Thanks –

A North Hare

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