Dear Upstairs Neighbors

Dear Upstairs Neighbors,

Why can’t you just be a little quieter? Don’t you realize that I have to go to work in the morning?
Yet you continue to make as much noise as you please as long as you want.
It doesn’t seem to matter what the hour is 2:00am, 12:00pm?
Doesn’t matter to you, you’re loud when you feel like it.
You’ve proved that you don’t care about anyone else.
Do you realize that other people live in this complex?
We’d rather not have to hear your bed squeaking when were trying to get to sleep.
Have you heard of WD-40?
Also, I’m sure you’re content not working and living off of “hard earned” money,
I’d love to be able to have that luxury.

Sincerely,
Your neighbor directly below you

The Troll Upstairs

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
I saw it today, it reared it’s ugly head from the apartment complex.
It had garbage in it’s hands.
I didn’t know it tossed out garbage!
It does like to vacuum at 11 PM though.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It’s bed squeaks at night.
It’s troll-lings are obnoxious.
It smells bad!

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It parks it’s hideous car.
Parks it in the first parking space.
It’s too lazy to walk too far.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
It can’t be bothered to take it’s troll-lings to the bus stop.
It plays rap music at 3 AM.
And claims it’s not loud, ever.

There’s a troll living above us.
A big, smelly, loud troll!
You know what people do with trolls?
They gather their pitchforks.
They gather their torches.
They slaughter the troll!

I’ve got my pitchfork.
Where’s you torch?

Noisy Neighbors

How do you combat loud neighbors in your apartment complex? I can think of a few ways but they’re probably not sociably acceptable. For now, when we’re assaulted by noise, we’ll just play music loud enough to drown out that noise! And we tried this last night and it was nice, it was soothing and relaxing!

True, we could complain to the establishment, but I think that would only anger the neighbors and make them louder. I know this is something most apartment people have to deal with, it’s not uncommon for people to be loud.

At least we wont be in this apartment complex forever!